Tuesday , December 7 2021

Mas solid at unkabogable!

 

00 banat pete ampoloquioHahahahahahahaha! Their fans are wondering why this young actor with a foreign blood seems to be inordinately indifferent to the wholesome apppeal of his leading-lady. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Inasmuch as their tandem is fast being recognized as bankable and a looming threat to the reigning loveteams of this generation, off-cam the atmosphere is said to be as cold as the weather and is exceedingly platonic. Hahahahahahahaha!

Mas kumportable pa raw sa company ng kanyang mga kabarkada ang half breed na ombre kaysa maghang-out with her plebeian-looking ka-loveteam.

Why is that so?

Why is that so raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

Well, the truth of the matter is the half-breed dude is allegedly having a scalding affair with his male friend of long standing who would have some occasional flings but in the end, he’d always go home to pare.

Pare raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!

Well, come to think of it, mas bagay naman kasi ang dalawang young actor dahil bukod sa katotohanang pareho silang mukhang foreign dude, both of them are articulate as well and fluent in Uncle Sam’s lingo where the young actress is not that schooled or articulate. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang siyete, kapag nasa condo raw ng mas popular na aktor ang dalawa, naka-underwear lang daw ang mga ito at lampunang nang lampungan ever. Hahahahahahahaha!

Occasionally, may-I-fellate raw ng mas popular na aktor ang amigo niya and if he feels quite horny, a mind-blowing sodomy or anal intercourse is much welcome.

Much welcome raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Come to think of it, we can’t blame the young dude if he favors the presence of his male friend over his plebeian-looking leading.

On top of that, she’s also a bit chubby whereas the guy whom her on-screen lover romances off-cam happens to look svelte and fit even without his clothes on.

Even without his clothes on daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa kutis na lang na absolutely flawless talaga ay kabog na kabog na ang leading-lady, ano pa kaya kung pagtabihin sila no’ng girl without the prerequisite make-up on? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yan kasi ang mahirap kung sa make-up ka lang umaasa at Chuck Perez ang nosejob mo ever.

Hakhakhakhakhaahakhakhak!

‘Yan din siguro ang dahilan kung bakit hindi magawang magpretend ng bisexual actor na feel niya ang kanyang ka-loveteam.

Siya nga naman ay ang ganda-ganda (ang ganda-ganda raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) whereas the girl looks hopelessly plebeian or plain. Hakhakhkahakhakhakhak!

‘Yon nah!

MULING PAGLIPAD NI “NATHANIEL,” TINUTUKAN NG BUONG SAMBAYANAN

Pumalo na sa pinakamataas nitong national TV rating ang inspirational drama series ng ABS-CBN na “Nathaniel” matapos masaksihan ng buong sambayanan ang muling paglipad ng bidang anghel na gina- gampanan ng Kapamilya child actor na si Marco Masa. Base sa datos mula sa Kantar Media noong Huwebes (Mayo 28), nakamit ng “Nathaniel” ang all-time high national TV rating nitong 37%, o mahigit doble ng katapat nitong programa. Dahil sa aksidente na muntik nang ikapahamak ni Abby (Yesha Camile), ginamit ni Nathaniel ang kanyang mga pakpak upang sagipin ang buhay nito. Maitatago pa nga ba ni Nathaniel sa lahat na siya ay isang anghel? Paano nga ba maapektohan ang kanyang misyon sa lupa kapag nalaman niya na si Rachel (Shaina Magdayao) at Paul (Gerald Anderson) ang tunay niyang mga magulang? Huwag palampasin ang mas kapanapanabik na tagpo sa kwentong magpapatunay na may kabutihan sa puso ng mga tao, “Nathaniel,” gabi-gabi pagkatapos ng “TV Patrol” sa ABS-CBN Primetime Bida. Para sa karagdagang impormasyon kaugnay ng programa, bisitahin lamang ang official social networking site ng Dreamscape Entertainment Television sa Facebook.com/DreamscapePH, Twitter.com/DreamscapePH, at Instagram.com/DreamscapePH. Samantala, maaari na ring panoorin ang full episodes o past episodes ng “Nathaniel” gamit ang ABS-CBNmobile. Pumunta lamang sa www.abscbnmobile.com para sa karagdagang impormasyon.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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