Nabahiran ng kaplastikan ni mudra?

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahaha! The newest bit of gossip that we’ve uncovered about this wacky young actress/comedienne is indeed a bit unlattering and unsavory. Nakalulungkot namang isiping in so short a time, nagbago agad-agad ang kanyang pleasant disposition in life at naging maarte’t supladita na supposedly.

Kung dati-rati, ang maarte at may attitude lang niyang ina ang masasabing hard to please and deal with, of late even the young actress with the pleasant disposition in life has supposedly become delusional and cantankerous.

Kabaliwed! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Magurlisan lang daw nang konti ang mamahaling caru nito ay nagtatataray na at say mo, pinababayaran ang damage supposedly. Hahahahahahahaha!

Murazik na nga ang sweldo, babawasan pa, pa’no na lang ever?

Looking back, no’ng wala pa raw sa mala-king network ang bungisngiserang dalaga ay napakabait nito at hindi maangas. Ang estrikto raw talaga ay utol niyang nakatatanda.

Pero ngayon, naloloka na ang mga driver dahil tatlo na silang mega impakta.

Mega impakta raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Hay naku, Ining. Hinay-hinay lang at baka mag-boomerang lahat sa inyo ang inyong mga pinaggagagawa

‘Yon lang!

Anyway, kung hindi magbabago ang mudra nila sa pag-a-attidude nito, baka raw madiskaril ang career ng batang actress/comedienne.

‘Yon lang!

MOJACK SUCCEEDS!

In this world, nothing is really definite or for sure.

Puwedeng ang tingin mo sa isang tao ay cheap at walang kuwenta, only to be surprised or amazed with what she or he has become or metamorphosed into.

Perfect example si Mojack na dati-rati’y parang pasabit-sabit lang sa personalities in the business. Kaya laking gulat ko nang mag-invite siya ng isang dinner through our good friend Nonie Nicasio sa isang cool resto sa SM North EDSA.

Fabulous! Can aford nang mag-invite ng dinner with some friends from the press. Hahahahahahaha!

Anyway, the guy is also into handling talents and helping out some friends from the business with regard to their booking stints like the competent singer/actor Kris Lawrence of late.

How nice to see guys like him who has become a self-made man. Kita n’yo naman, may mga talentong tinutulungan na rin siya at through the years, lumawak nang husto ang kanyang connections kaya nabibigyan na niya ng mga trabaho ang kanyang mga kaibigan.

Nice Mojack baby. I’m so happy for what you have achieved and become.

Keep it up, man!

LOMODIC NA ANG DATING DYOSA NG KAGANDAHAN!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Bakit ba ang mga babae sa show business ay madaling magbago ang hitsura pati na ang pangangatawan? Perfect example ang character actress na na noo’y di-yosa ng kagandahan at pagka-flawless pero ngayo’y tipong napabayaan na sa kusina ang itzu? Hahahahahahaha!

Honestly, I just couldn’t believe that the plumpish woman that I almost bumped into at the presscon of a soap some three weeks ago was the same svelte and oozing with beauty and freshness woman that I had the chance to get acquainted with some fifteen or twenty years ago.

Kung dati kasi’y reyna siya ng kagandahan (she was even offered the remake of Merle Fernandez’ classic sexy movie of the early 70s Uhaw) at kaseksihan (mega flawless rin pati! Hahahahahaha!), syobaers na siya lately at hirap nang magdiyeta kaya pusonera nang tunay at nawala na ang kanyang whistle bait figure. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, hiniwalayan siya ng kanyang ba-gets na mister na ngayo’y lalo pang naging gwa-ping at slim as compared sa kanyang matronly figure.

Que barbaridad! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yon nah!

Well, kung si Kris Aquino na di hamak na mas maedad as compared sa kanya ay nakapagda-diet at nakapagpapapayat kung gusto niya, why can’t she do the same thing?

Sayang naman ang classic beauty niya kung magpapakababoy (kung magpapakababoy na lang daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) na lang siya ever!

‘Yon nah!

DENIECE CORNEJO IS NOW A STAGE PERFORMER

Beautiful things are shaping up for lovely Deniece Cornejo.

Imagine, nagkaroon na siya ng recital, along with other PETA talents barely a week ago and she was inordinately praised for her perormance.

Sabi ng PETA people, for someone so raw and inexperienced, Deniece had given quite a commendable performance.

One thing good with the lovely protegee of Atty. Ferdinand Topacio is the fact that she is inordinately tireless in trying other avenues that will give her the chance to grow.

Kita n’yo naman, nag-aral siyang magplay ng violin at nagawa naman niya sa loob nang maikling panahon.

Of late, she’s also on a diet in connection with a cameo role in a festival movie that’s being starred in by former Governor ER Ejercito.

So far, Deniece is not in a hurry to carve a niche at the celluloid firmament. She is well aware of the fact that it takes tremendous amount of efort to be able to penetrate Tinsel Town and she’s more than willing to wait.

Sa ngayon, she plans to take up some voice lessons as well so that her vocal quality will be honed.

Dapat lang!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampolo- [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!