Wife is busy packing her clothes.
Man: And where are you going?
Wife: I’m moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing.
Wife: And where do you think your going?
Husband: I’m also moving to my mother.
Wife: And what about the kids?
Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother.
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Ale : Andiyan ba nanay mo?
Juan : Bakit po?
Ale : Tungkol sa utang.
Juan : Umalis po kahapon pa!
Ale : …na babayaran ko!
Juan : Pero bumalik na kanina!
