Nagsalita ang matronang hindi baliw sa pag-ibig!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Look who’s talking! Kung pintas-pintasan nitong si Fiona (Bubonika’s demure name! Hahahahahahaha!) si Erich Gonzales ay para bang beyond reproach ang kanyang character at siya’y diyosa ng kagandahan na never nag-give ng anda sa mga ombaw. Harharharharhar!

As if naman I was not aware of how she had practically scrimped some money and ignored her creditors way back during the early 90s just to be able to buy a second hand Toyota car worth almost 200 grand for her boy toy that time whom she claimed to be her nephew.

Yucky! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

How gross!

Hindi lang ‘yan, ‘yong naka-live in niyang good looking guy during her heyday as a publisher was also dependent on her for survival. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Honestly, kinabog pa ng gurangski na ‘to ang mga bading kung pagdadatung sa mga ombre ang pag-uusapan pero kung makabira siya nga-yon sa ABS CBN talent na si Erich Gonzales ay para bang diring-diri siya sa ginawang pag-abandon supposedly nito sa kanyang opulent boyfriend in favor of Daniel Matsunaga.

Hello! Okay ka lang? Hahahahahahahahaha!

There was a time nga na ibinigay mo ang expensive bed ng iyong anakis sa bisexual na employee ng Pocketbelt (pocketbelt daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) dahil patay na patay ka sa kanya was naman sa pagka-erect na tarugs. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Que barbaridad!

Harharharharharharharhar!

Yuck!

Magtigil ka nga babaeng mukhang higad!

Babaeng mukhang higad daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Wait a minute, nakailang ombaw ka na ba, lola?

As far as I could remember, marami-rami na rin naman. Naiirita pa nga sa ‘yo si Mother A. dahil gusto mo yatang hipatin ang isa niyang protege.

Gustong hipatin ang isa niyang protege raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Considering your ultra-shaky finances du-ring that time, you’re still most giving and the pa-radigm of magnanimity to men that you would fancy. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tapos ngayon, nagmamahadera ka kay Erich dahil ang feeling mo’y good provider na at mega rich ang dating boyfriend nito para ipagpalit sa isang supposedly ay hard up dude like Daniel Matsunaga whom you’re accusing of having a purportedly shaky finances? Is that sooooooooo?

Well, I guess you need to look at your own reflection in the mirror and be the judge if you’re not guilty of the things you’re accusing her of. Hahahahahahahahahaha! ‘Yon lang! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tantanan mo na nga pala ang paninira rin kay Alex Gonzaga sa ‘yong cheaply written columns!

Kahit ano pa’ng gawin mo, it’s not going to change the fact that her first attempt to stage a concert at the Big Dome was a roaring success! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hayan nga at pati ang afternoon sudsy ni-yang Inday Bote under Dreamscape Television ay mega hit kaya wah effect ang mga paninira mo sa ‘yong cheaply written columns. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Bonggacious pa rin kasi ang kanilang videoke segment nina Luis Manzano at Marcelino Pomoy sa ASAP kaya mag-suicide ka na lang lolang chakang inggitera.

Lolang Chakang inggitera raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Kaya ka dinadapurak ng bad karma ay dahil inggitera ka’t nuknukan ng pagkailusyonada.

‘Yon lang babaeng mukhang harina. Babaeng mukhang harina raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Babu!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!