TEACHER: Juan one plus one?
JUAN: Ma’am hindi ko po alam.
TEACHER: O sige assignment mo ‘yan sa bahay.
“Umuwi na si Juan sa bahay at tinanong kaagad ang kanyang nanay.
JUAN: Ma’ ma’ one plus one?
MAMA: Litshi bos!
JUAN: Ate ate! One plus one?
ATE: D’yan lang sa tabi!!!
JUAN: Kuya, kuya, one plus one?
KUYA: C’mon guys.
JUAN: Uncle, uncle, one plus one?
UNCLE: I shall return.
Kinabukasan pumasok na si Juan sa school…
JUAN: Ma’m, ma’m, may assignment na ako.
TEACHER: O sige, one plus one,?
JUAN: Litshi bos!
TEACHER: Saan mo ‘yan nkuha?
JUAN: D’yan lang sa tabi.
TEACHER: Ipa-principal kita!
JUAN: C’mon guys.
PRINCIPAL: I-suspended kita, one year!
JUAN: I shall return!
