Wednesday , June 24 2026

Kinabog ang beauty ni Tina Monasterio!

00 banat pete ampoloquioFOR some reasons totally baffling and incomprehensible, this mother figure of a famed personality, who’s now in the Great Beyond after suffering for quite sometime from a fatal ailment that had ultimately taken this life, is the target of venomous write-ups and endless catty remarks from the social media people.

Anyhow, after seeing her on national television some two nights ago, I came to understand why that is the case. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Iba pala ang dating nang may edad ng mudra (pero may asim pa but definitely! Hahahahaha!) na ‘to na obviously ay nagkaroon ng ilusyong extension siya ng kasikatan ng kanyang guwa-ping at may personalidad talagang anak. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, for someone no longer in the prime of her beauty, matindi ang paniniwala ni mudra na hataw pa rin ang kanyang kagandahan.

Hataw pa raw talaga ang kagandahan, o! Harharharharharhar!

Heto na lang ha? Paborito pala niyang outfit ang mga plunging neckline na damit at obviously ay kumportable sa mga mini skirts, shorts, among other revealing outfits. Hahahahahahahahaha!

I’m not saying that she’s not attractive.

She is!

Sa kanyang edad, maayos naman ang kanyang itzu. ‘Yon nga lang, parang nakapangingilabot na malapit na siyang mag-singkwenta pero feeling “on the first blush of her youth” palang si mudra.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!

Over!

At say! May-I-yosi pa si mudra at may persecution complex to boot.

Carry n’yo ‘yon? Harharharharharharhar!

Feeling niya, sing-sikat na siya ng kanyang namayapang anak kaya nakikipagtalbugan sa dyowa nitong pinagbibintangan niya nang kung ano-ano.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Obviously, she’s jealous of the sweetness that existed between her deceased son and this young singer who, if you look at her objectively, has the character and personality of this aging matron.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, hate nila ang isa’t isa. Harharharharharharhar!

Anyway, cattiness aside, her dressing up like a faded and jaded starlet leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

Exaggeration aside, for someone whose sons are already way past their teens, parang magmumurang kamyas si mudra. Hakhakhakhakhak-hakhak!

Not for anything else but it’s awkward to look at someone who’s in her late 40s already, all dolled up in mini-skirt and plunging neckline blouses while blowing kilometric smoke from her mouth. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Honey, we are not living in the States or in Europe where people are ultra-modern and sophisticated.

Ang idea kasi natin sa isang ina with grown-up kids to boot ay conservative manamit, not into applying too much make-up on her face and is not too vocal with her points of view, specially those highly controversial ones. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Summing it up, mudra should tone down her scandalous mode of dressing.

Parang nakapangingilabot na malalaki na ang mga anak mo pero kung manamit ka’y parang boldstar na osla na’t wala nang offers.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ayaw ni Tina Monasterio nang ganyan! Harharharharharhar!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

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