Tuesday , July 23 2024

Exam

Mommy: Kumusta ang exam mo, anak? Ilan ang nakuha mong tamang sagot?

Nene: Six points lang po ang nakuha ko, mommy.

Mommy: Ano?! Out of 100, six lang ang nakuha mo?! Bagsak ka na naman?!

Nene: Pasado ho ako, mommy!

Mommy: Paano mo nasabing pasado ka e 75 ang passing grade?

Nene: Sabi po kasi ng professor ko, mag-69 kami para pumasa ako. Six plus 69 equals 75. O, di ba, pasado ako?!

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Teacher and Student

Teacher: Mark, give me a sentence using Fact

Mark think deeply …

Mark: Sir, Birds can’t fly without Fact Fact!!!

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