Wednesday , July 24 2024

Sa Gas Station

Gas boy: Magpapagas po?

Vice: Hindi magpapa-confine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to ‘di ba? Alangan magpa-confine ako rito, tapos dextrose ko ‘yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na ‘yung ikakamatay ko.

‘Pag nakatalikod “wow sexy!” Pag humarap “wow tara uwi!”

‘Pag binato ka ng classmate mo sa ulo tapos sinabing,

“Headshot!”

Sampalin mo ng libro sa mukha sabay sigaw ng, “Facebook!”

Sa likod ng salitang “PAALIS NA AKO”, may nakatagong “MALILIGO PA LANG AKO.”

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