Thursday , September 29 2022

Barubal to the max!

n Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Nakatagpo rin ng katapat ang bungangera (bungangera raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) at isnaberang ngetpalites na si Marlene Aguilar. Hahahahahaha!

Akala siguro niya’y masisindak kami sa mga lofty accomplishments niya kuno gayong if not for the fact that she happens to be the younger (younger? gosh! she looks a lot older! Hahahahahaha!) sis of the music icon Freddie Aguilar, no one would touch her with a ten-foot pole.

Yuck!

Ang bukeke ng old-looking matrona ay no match daw sa level ng kanyang intelligence ang utol niyang si Ka Freddie kaya hindi raw sila mag-jibe in.

Is that sooooooooo? Nakapagsulat ka lang ng 8 o pitong libro ba ‘yun na pati raw sa United Nation ay pinag-usapan, this delusional faggish-looking woman already has the gross belief that she’s already invincible and way up there and infinitely untouchable.

‘Yuck!

Magpa-facial ka muna kay Ellen Lising para mawala ang discolorations sa ‘yong mukha, along with the eyebags that are so prominent, it makes me want to guffaw. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Honestly, the fags of this generation are even better-looking than you could ever hope to be.

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mababa kasi ang tingin ko sa tabloid reporters dahil ang feeling mo ay below par sila sa ‘yong supposedly ay lofty kind of intelligence.

But are you educated?

You don’t act like one to me, hon! Harharharharharhar!

Honestly, you project the image of an uncouth and cavalier woman from the gutters.

From the gutters, you hear! Harharharharharhar!

Sa pananamit na lang ay wala ka ng binesa. You’re dressing up like a clown with your black body-hugging dowdy dress that grossly highlights your sagging body and gross complexion.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Takotera ka pala, masyado kang nagmamaganda, ulikba ka naman ever. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Paratangan ba namang gay raw ang host ng top-rating na Face the People (na as of presstime ay naka-200, 000 hits na ang guesting namin ng chakadung si Ms. Marlene, Peter L. at Ms. Maegan Aguilar… laban ka Bubonika? Harharharharhar!) si Mr. Edu Manzano, only to take it back the day after.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Isn’t that cheap?! Harharharharhar!

You know what, old goat? You’re miserable, why don’t you just jump in the river and die.

I guess it’ll be a lot better that way. Harharharharhar!

Que miserable usted! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Cheap!

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