Saturday , November 23 2024

A Dyok A Day

Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?

Juan: ‘Di ko po kilala.

Guro: Ikaw Pepe?

Pepe: ‘Di rin po.

Guro: ‘Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?

Pedro: Ma’m, baka po sa kabilang section siya!

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Paano humamon ng AWAY ang…

BULAG?: Magpakita kayo mga duwag!

DULING?: Isa-isa lang! Para patas ang laban!

PILAY?: Patay kung patay! Walang takbuhan!

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Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa ope-rasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat lahat… I LOVE YOU!

Wife: Tumigil ka! Wala pang namamatay sa TULI!

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