Saturday , November 23 2024

A Dyok A Day: Mountain dew

00 JokeDADO: Ano ang tawag mo sa babaing flat-chested?

ATO: Walandyo

DADO: Doon naman sa mga babaing ang dibdib ay katamtaman lamang?

ATO: Medyo.

DADO: Doon naman sa mga babaing ubod nang laki ng dibdib?

ATO: Mountain dew.

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Katatapos lang basbasan ng pari ang isang presong nakaupo sa silya-elektrika.

PARI: Mayroon ka bang nais na hilingin bago ka bawian ng buhay?

PRESO: Opo.

PARI: Ano ‘yon, anak?

PRESO: Pwede po bang hawakan n’yo ang kamay ko hanggang bawian ako ng buhay?

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