Mabuburo lang ba sa Cavite ang talento ni Mystica!

Mystica is definitely one of the most talented pop-rock artists in the country today. Oo nga’t sandamakmak na ang mga rakista at exponent ng pop-rock genre sa Pinas pero it’s an unassailable fact that she’s still one of the best if not the best in that field.

Honestly, she’s what you’d call as a total package. Matalino. May gandang naiiba at husay kumanta’t sumayaw na hindi kumukupas sa pag-lipas ng panahon. On top of that, she’s also funny and a good dramatic actress on the side.

Kung hosting naman ang pag-uusapan, marami siyang kakabugin at pagugulungin sa entablado.

Suffice to say, when she’s hugging centerstage, no one can upstage or beat her.

Itong pole dancing na lang na patented asset daw ni Ms. Ciara Sotto, late 90s (1999 to be exact) palang ay ginagawa na ni Mystica with absolute flair and intrinsic sophistication.

Napaka-fluid kasi ng body movements ni Tikay kaya hindi uubrang matalbugan o gayahin nang kahit sinoman.

Iba kasi ang body language ni Mystica. Ang bawat indayog ng kanyang balakang at paghataw ng kanyang katawan sa pole na ‘yan ay hindi talaga makakayang pantayan ng kahit sino. I would say that she’s a class that’s basically uniquely all by herself and the rest would have to admit that they’re nothing but copycats!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang umangal, magiging dead ringer ni Bubonika, the dick-fellating matrona.

Dick-fellating matrona raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ayokooooooooooh! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya paging those record producers in town. You have a veritable gem of a talent but you seem not to realize it. I hope you guys would give Mystica another chance. Napaka-gifted ng babaeng ito at kung ikokompara sa iba riyang humahataw sa ngayon sa industriya, cheap copycat lang sila ng orig na si Tikay.

That much I can say. Period. Walang comma! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

ni Pete Ampoloquio. Jr,