Nagpapayat pero parang ngarag ang hitsura!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Nag-abang talaga ang mga dick-oriented fags and women sa isang event na sponsored ng isang glossy English mag. Predictably so, they flocked to the venue in anticipation of some scantily outfitted hunky young men and were quite disappointed when most of them paraded shirtless but wearing their pants on. Harharharharharharharhar!

Ano kaya ‘yun? Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Hayan tuloy, sa ngitngit ng ilang disappointed bystanders, nalaglag ang isang hunky dude sa entabla- do pero maliban sa ilang superficial scratches on his back at pagkabugbog ng katawan, wala namang serious injury na nakuha ang young dude. Hahahahahahahahaha1

Kayo kasi, rampa kayo nang rampa ng naka-pants kaya disappointed ang inyong mga tagasubaybay.

Ang patutsada nga ng isang disgruntled bystander, bakit hindi na lang daw magsuot ng coat and tie ang mga eklayerong ombres na ‘to para mas masaya.

Para mas masaya raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!

Oo nga naman. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Anyway, buti na lang daw at nagpa-buenas ang isang tisoy na aktor pero ang reklamo lang ng mga bading, the actor in question should really work on his posture so that he would look better onstage.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Magreklamo pa ba ever? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Lukring!

Also, inasmuch as he looks a lot better these days, his body contour remains not half as appetizing as his nemesis (nemesis raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) who also works at the network he’s presently under contract with.

Kung gusto talagang kabogin ng papable na aktor ang supposedly ay ‘umagaw’ (umagaw raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) sa kanyang lady love na aktres, I guess it’s more than about time that he assiduously works on his physique and try to maintain an ideal weight. Mahirap kasi ‘yung nagse-seesaw ang

iyong weight dahil in the end, malalaglag ang iyong katawan at magiging very much wanting of firmness ito.

‘Yun na!

 

BENJAMIN ALVES, PAPABLE TO THE MAX ANG ITZU SA NGAYON!

Napanood namin on TV ang pagrampa ng Kapuso actor na si Benjamin Alves sa isang event na sponsored ng isang English mag and I can way without a modicum of hesitation and exaggeration that he looks a lot better these days.

Honestly,swabeng-swabe ang dating ng kanyang well-toned body that’s rippling with appealing muscles.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa totoo, I like this guy who’s so nice to talk to and deal with.

Hindi ba siya tulad ng iba riyan na masyadong ‘feeling’ like you know who. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, keep it up, Benjamin. I hope you really would become an actor in the lofty league of Mr. Christopher de Leon.

Yakang-yaka repaps. Sa totoo lang!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

THE AMBASSADOR REGULARLY READS OUR COLUMN!

Touching kami when we had the inadvertent chance to meet Ambassador Antonio Cabangon Chua of late at their Citystate Tower Hotel in Malate, Manila. Through the years, (we’ve known the amiable business tycoon for more than 8 years now) he has remained easy to approach and humble in spite of his lofty station in life.

Indeed, the ‘deprived’ Pasig boy has never left him and is still perpetually smiling and caring and easy to talk to.

I was (I still am and always will be) inordinately flattered when he told us matter of factly that he always makes it a point to read our columns (mine and my bff Peter Ledesma’s) in the morning when he wakes up and told us that our columns never fail to make him smile and set the mood for the day right. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Touching ever!

Thanks Ambassador. I’m so overwhelmed that you’re still the same guy Peter and I have come to like and admire inordinately a lot.

Congratulations, too, to your new acquistion – RPN 9. I know that you can pull it through just like old times.

Wherever your Mom is, I know that she’s so proud of you and what you have become.

Congratulations!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.