Nakikita ang pagkakamali ng iba pero ang kabaliwan niya’y hindi!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Laman na naman ng cheaply written columns (cheaply written columns raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) ng Bubonic Chaka na ‘to ang isang dating hot na sexy actress na matagal din niyang pina-kinabangan sa kanyang show rakets.

Sang-ayon sa eksaherada kung magsulat na gurangis na ‘to, practically, lahat daw yata ng leading men ng libidinous na aktres ay natikman na nito kaya ang kanyang trip for a change ay mga bangkero at ma-ngingisda.

Carry n’yo yon? Bangkero’t mangingisda ang trip lafangin kunetch ng aging sexy actress.

Harharharharhar!

Kunsabagay, these men are clean as compared to the men in the city.

Clean as compared to the men in the city raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Anyhow, kung magmalinis naman ang lomodic (lomodic daw ta-laga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) na chabokan writer/host na ‘to ay para bang singlinis ng bulak and as pristine as snow ang kanyang pagkatao.

Is that so? Why don’t you face the mirror and be the judge if your reflection happens to be as prim and proper the way you believe it is.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yucky!

Ilang bagets naman kaya ang na-BJ mo at the peak of your dick-fellating episodes some ten years ago?

Also, how many women have you performed cunnilingus on? Hahahahahahahaha!

In that same line of thinking, ilan naman kaya ang naka-chorva sa ‘yo ever? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Huwag ka ngang nagmamalinis, lola, dahil mas masahol ka pa sa pinagtitrip-an mo ever. Hahahahahaha!

At least siya, ganda lang ang pinagagana whereas in your case, you use your money to ensnare men and women alike, men in most ca-ses.

Men in most cases raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!