Ayaw paawat si lola!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Shakira ang mga entertainment press na nag-attend sa presscon ng pelikulang Overtime under GMA Films na pinagbibidahan nina Rihard Gutierrez at Lauren Young dahil sa shocking na chika ng isang broadsheet entertainment editor tungkol sa nakangingilabot (nakapangingilabot daw talaga, o! Hahahaha!) na tripping ng isang eksenadorang showbiz mom who’s now permanently residing in the US of A with her very handsome and succulent husband. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kunsabagay, consistent lang sa kanyang agaw-eksenang drama ang lola natin dahil mid and early 80s pa lang, pinag-uusapan na ang kanyang unorthodox mode of dressing. Hahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, she was already in her mid or late 40s then but she was still very much capable of wearing mega short shorts. Hahahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, palihim na nangagsisipagtawa-nan ang mga intrigerang reporters kapag napadaraan sa kanilang real estate office within the Makati area. Makakita ka ba naman ng babaeng di na kabataan pero nakasuot ng so called ‘pekpek’ shorts, hindi ka ba naman mai-eskandalo? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

“Pekpek shorts nga lang na-shock na kayo,” so says a well-respected lady broadsheet entertainment editor. “Ano kaya ang sasabihin n’yo kapag nakita n’yo siya in the States na totally naked at naka-apron lang with matching very high high-heeled shoes? Hindi kaya ma-heart attack kayo? Hahahahaha!” opines the zany lady editor. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nakapangingilabot nga naman sa edad ni-yang ‘yon, carry pa niyang mag-ala-Brigitte Bardot? Hahahahahahahaha!

Sa true, wah care nga ang lola dahil kesehodang nasa mid-70s na siya if you want to be kind (if you want to be kind daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) and late 70s if you want to become wicked and bitchy, carry pa rin magpaka-daring at wear lang siya ng very high high-heeled shoes at apron.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Susmaryosep! Harharharharhar!

Anyway, ang say naman ng mga vaklungs, mas mate-take pa raw nilang ang American husband ng lolang walang takot ang maghubad kaysa kunatera ng matrona. Hahahahahahahahaha!

At least ang papa raw ni Lola ay daks dahil 100% American talaga. Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, shifting the topic back to Overtime, tipong win galore ang project ng tambalang Richard at Lauren Young. Basing from the trailer we’ve seen, parang katulad ito ng movie nina Piolo Pascual at Gerald Anderson na kahit Hollywood people ay na-impress kaya binili nila ang rights sa pelikula.

Under the direction of Earl Ignacio and Wincy Ong, the moviegoers can expect a riveting and exciting story that’s guaranteed to keep them glued to their seats from beginning up to the end.

“Movie-goers will come out of the movie feeling na kakaiba ang genre na ito,” intones director Wincy Ong, “from the usual films na romantic-comedy or horror.

“Also,” he goes on animatedly, “what’s inte-resting about the story is there are no clear good guys and bad guys. ‘Yung roles nina Richard at Lauren ay parehong mabait at masama. Hindi mo alam kung sino’ng kakampihan mo.

“I think medyo bago ‘yung ganoong approach when it comes to a Filipino movies.”

Oo nga naman.

Director Earl Ignacio ventures that Overtime is not your typical Pinoy movie. “Hindi siya love story,” he avers. “Hindi rin horror at hindi rin slapstick comedy. May mga part na nakatatawa pero hindi dahil pinilit namin magpatawa. We tried to do something different but at the same time ay accessible pa rin with this film and I believe we have achieved that.”

Bongga!

Palabas na nga pala ito on July 2 in cinemas all over the country.

NAKAPANININDIG BALAHIBO!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Paboritong itsismis ng mga vaklitas ang weird trippings ng isang ba-ding na deejay/TV host sa sex lately. Hahahahahahahaha!

Nakatatawa (hayan, Fermi Chakita, matronang wala raw weather sa mga nota – salitang ugat ang inuulit tonta! Tonta raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) nga namang baklang-bakla ang itzu ng pa-ombaw na raw kuno sa ngayong vaklung pero ang trip daw kakimbasan lately ay mga chicks talaga. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa true, praning na praning sa kanyang mga paeklay lately ang beki rin niyang manager dahil hindi nito matanggap na mhin na kunetch ang drama ng kanyang beki ring alaga. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Whatever, kanya-kanyang tripping lang ‘yan. If this vaklung would want to do it with women these days, so be it. Baka naman natuklasan ni-yang may kakaibang sarap din pala ang babae na wala sa isang lalake.

Wala raw sa isang lalake, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Proud daw kasi ang beki dahil meron naman siyang sandatang maipagmamalaki.

Meron daw sandatang maipagmamalaki, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!