Certified tikimera!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahaha! How amusing ang ganap ng kontrobersyal na personalidad na ‘to na may image na tikimera at size queen.

Tikimera’t size queen daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, most of the men she got entangled with were well endowed and huge.

Well endowed and huge raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya ‘yung chikang na-hook daw siya sa isang personalidad na oo nga’t matalino pero hindi isang certified hunk (if you know the salient point I’m hinting at …Hahahahahahaha!) is just but being laughed at by most people who know how this colorful personality operate.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, ang existing ignominious image raw nito these days ay isang certified tikimera.

Certified tikimera raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tipong kapag natikman na raw kasi nito ang tarugs (tarugs raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) ng isang ombre, lost in paradise na ang appeal mo sa kanya.

Lost in paradise na raw ang appeal, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Perfect example raw ang naging episode ng isang foreign hunk na nakarelasyon nito lately na pagkatapos ng mga passonate scenes nila in bed ay bigla na lang lost in the dark ang eksena ni Papey.

How so very sad ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

How gross!

No wonder, playing hard to get ang bagong mature hunk na ‘nililigawan’ nito lately.

Oo nga’t nice naman ito sa girlalu pero may existing wall and not as intimate as she’d want him to be.

Not half as intimate as she’d want it to be raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

But for how long? (Ang tanong, is it really that long? Hahahahahahahahahaha!)

For all you know, baka ma-disappoint si mamey. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang ending, baka raw matulad lang si papa sa mga nakarelasyon ni mamey na after ng initial tikiman ay nawalan na ng gana lalo na’t hindi naman pala sing-haba at sing-taba si papa tulad ng kanyang ini-expect.

Di raw singhaba at singtaba, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Malaysia and Pakistan!

Hakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yun lang!

Anyway, laman ng mga blogs sa internet ang matinding fascination ni mamey lately sa bald hunk actor na hindi na kabataan pero parang ang tingin niya’y que sabroso in bed.

But is he? Hahahahahahahaha!

Hindi kaya mamey is in for a big disappointment? Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!