nagbebenta ng isda – SELFISH
Lahat nasa kanan – ALRIGHT
Nakatayo sa ilalim – MISUNDERSTANDING
Matagal nang bulag … long time no see
A naked girl takes a taxi
Naked Girl: Bakit ka nakatitig sa katawan ko, ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?’
Driver: Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago ang pamasahe mo!
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LOLANG MALANDI
One night lola wear sexy dress.
Lolo didn’t react.
Second night, lola wear t-back.
Lolo still deadma.
Third night lola all bold …
Lolo said:
“Ano ba ‘yan suot mo gusot-gusot …”
Hehehehehe …
