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GIRL: Hide and seek tayo. If u find me, papayag akong makipag-sex sa’yo…
BOY: E, kung ‘di kita makita?
GIRL: Nasa likod lang ako ng piano…
Madre
Dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons….
Madre1: Diyos ko! Patawarin mo po sila … ‘di nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa.
Madre2: Ay ‘yung sa ‘kin marunong!!!!
Lost a Bird
A priest lost a bird & asked during mass…
Priest: Anyone got a bird?
All men stood up.
Priest: I mean, any one seen a bird?
All women stood up.
Priest: I mean, anyone seen my bird?
… All nuns stood up.
